Investor Relations — Crazy Cow Games

We Don't Make Boring Games.

A multi-revenue-stream indie gaming company building physical games, digital products, and platform experiences under Ironspire Group.

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9+ Products in Pipeline
3 Revenue Channels Active
2026 Kickstarter Target
∞ Chaos Potential
The Structure

Built Under a Real Company

Crazy Cow Games isn't a hobby project — it's a subsidiary of Ironspire Group, an established parent entity. You're not betting on a startup from scratch. You're investing in a new division with infrastructure already in place.

Parent Company
Ironspire Group
The holding company. Ironspire Group owns the IP, controls the brand architecture, and provides the corporate foundation under which Crazy Cow Games operates. Investing in Crazy Cow Games means investing in a venture with real organizational infrastructure from day one.
Gaming Division
Crazy Cow Games
The games label. Crazy Cow Games develops and publishes physical games, digital downloads, and platform gaming experiences. Our flagship product Sh!tshow is the market entry vehicle — but the company is structured for multi-IP growth from the start. Controlled chaos. Competitive fun.
Why Now

The Opportunity

Three growing markets. One focused company. Early entry advantage.

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Tabletop Renaissance
The global tabletop game market surpasses $13 billion and is growing. Family and social card games are among the fastest-growing segments driven by post-pandemic in-person play resurgence.
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Digital Downloads
Etsy and digital game downloads are a proven passive revenue channel for indie designers — zero inventory, zero shipping, compounding search traffic over time.
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Platform Gaming Revenue
Roblox has 80M+ daily active users. Fortnite has 500M+ registered accounts. GTA VI is the most anticipated game release in history. Creator monetization across these platforms is real and accessible.
The Portfolio

Products & Revenue Streams

Nine products across four categories. Sh!tshow leads. Everything else builds the empire.

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Flagship — Physical Card Game
Sh!tshow
A competitive shedding-style card game for 2–6 players built around escalating tension, momentum swings, and controlled chaos. Prototype complete. Trademark filing in progress. Kickstarter is the launch vehicle and market validator.
↗ Kickstarter Q3–Q4 2026
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Digital — Etsy
Party Games
Print-at-home party games. Designed, ready to list. Immediate passive revenue with zero overhead.
↗ Active Now
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Digital — Etsy
Murder Mystery Games
High-value digital download murder mysteries. Designed and ready. Long-term vision: full boxed game products.
↗ Active Now
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Platform Gaming
Roblox Maps
Creator monetization on Roblox's 80M+ daily active user platform. Revenue feeds directly into Sh!tshow production.
↗ Development 2026
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Platform Gaming
Fortnite Maps
Fortnite Creative maps targeting 500M+ registered accounts. Concept stage, pipeline 2026–2027.
↗ Pipeline 2026–2027
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Platform Gaming
GTA VI Servers + Tycoon Games
GTA VI servers positioned for post-launch. Tycoon simulation games as standalone digital revenue channel with proven market appeal.
↗ Pipeline — Post GTA VI Launch
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Physical — Pipeline
Khaos (Working Title)
Board game concept with mechanics in active development. Sequenced for launch post-Sh!tshow.
↗ Post-Sh!tshow Launch
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TCG — Pipeline
Myric (Working Title)
Trading card game with mechanics in development. TCG is a high-LTV, expansion-ready category with a passionate global market.
↗ Post-Sh!tshow Launch
The Plan

Company Roadmap

Four phases from foundation to scale. Every phase funds the next.

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Phase 1 — Now
Foundation & Protection
File Sh!tshow trademark Register crazycowgames.com Launch Etsy digital store Begin social content creation Finalize updated prototype
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Phase 2 — Audience Building
Build Before Launch
TikTok & Reels chaos content Pinterest long-tail SEO Build in public — founder story Roblox map development Grow pre-launch email list
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Phase 3 — Q3/Q4 2026
Kickstarter Launch
Sh!tshow Kickstarter campaign Market demand validated publicly Reward tiers for viral sharing Fortnite map development Khaos & Myric mechanics finalized
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Phase 4 — Scale
Empire Expansion
Sh!tshow fulfillment & retail GTA VI server launch Khaos board game launch Myric TCG development Licensing & partnership exploration
Get Involved

Investment Tiers

Four ways to participate. Every tier includes transparent terms, regular updates, and a written agreement.

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Coffee Supporter
$5 – $25
  • Named in game credits
  • Launch discount on Sh!tshow
  • Founder updates & behind-the-scenes
Gift — no financial return expected
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Loan
$100 – $500
  • Written loan agreement
  • Repaid at 110% of principal
  • Milestone-based maturity window
  • Priority repayment
Repaid post-Kickstarter funding
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Revenue Share
$500 – $5,000
  • % of Crazy Cow Games revenue
  • Formal written agreement
  • Quarterly financial updates
  • Defined term & buyout provision
  • Early investor recognition
Revenue share — no equity transfer
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Angel Equity
$5,000+
  • Equity stake in Crazy Cow Games
  • Formal shareholder agreement
  • Quarterly investor calls
  • Strategic input opportunities
  • Unlimited upside participation
Terms discussed individually
Express Interest

Let's Talk

If you're interested in investing in Crazy Cow Games at any tier, fill out the form and we'll follow up with a full pitch deck and a conversation about terms.

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Parent Company
Ironspire Group
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Gaming Division
Crazy Cow Games
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Web
crazycowgames.ironspiregroup.com
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Documentation
Full pitch deck available on request

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